MTWD Glossary
Most Nicknamed!!
By Ged
June 11 2008
The Stanford Super Series is upon us. Many new readers appear (welcome to you all), and there is no time to explain every strange nickname and glib term used on MTWD in the rapid pressure-cooker that is Twenty20 match reporting. So here, updated and enhanced, is our handy glossary of MTWD terms.
The Stanford Super Series is upon us. Many new readers appear (welcome to you all), and there is no time to explain every strange nickname and glib term used on MTWD*.
So here is your “cut out and keep”** glossary of MTWD technical terms.
We hope that readers will use this discussion topic to chime in with their own examples of Nicknames and MTWD terms, thus helping this glossary to evolve and be maintained.
Nickname or Glib Term | Actual name orReal Term | Explanation |
| A.C. | Dawid Malan | A pun on the name of an Italian Football team. We’d prefer to go for “Inter”, but apparently that is reserved for Dawid’s brother. A.C. should not be confused with Ace (See “Ace”); that would never do. There’s only one Ace. |
| Ace | Owais Shah | So called because his first name is properly pronounced o-ace. Also, of course, because he is absolutely Ace. |
| ASBO | Danny Evans | Presumably based on the London-centric view that anyone who originates from the North-East has a propensity to present behavioural challenges. Also known as the Hartlepool Happmer |
| Bard, The | Ed Smith | Ed is a bit of a writer in his spare time – see also “Shakespeare” |
| Big Al | Alan Richardson | He’s big and he’s named Al. MTWD urgently needs a more original nickname for this Middlesex star. See also “Richo” |
| Billy-the-Kid | Billy Godleman | One of the youngest players to break through to a regular 1st team place, this young man has a great future ahead of him. His nickname will start to look worn after very few years, though |
| Blacksmith, The | Tyron Henderson | A reference to his rustic style of batting. See also “Typhoon” |
| Brockett | Andrew Strauss | So-called after his (allegedly) vocal resemblance to Lord Brockett. Also sometimes just “Lord”. |
| Captain, The | Eoin Morgan | Bright young talent of the Middlesex side. Nickname derives from a well-known brand of rum, “Captain Morgan”. |
| Cyclone, The | Dirk Nannes | A reference to his style of bowling, perhaps. Out of fashion nickname due to recent natural disasters. See also “Diggler, The” |
| Dial M | Tim Murtagh | Based on the famous 1954 movie “Dial M for Murder”. Puns on this word “murder” for “Murtagh” get a bit tired after a while, but that’s no reason to stop using them |
| Dirk Diggler | Dirk Nannes | Named after the character “Dirk Diggler” (or “Dirk the Diggler” from the 1997 movie Boogie Nights. Sometimes just "The Diggler". Now back with Victoria, from whence he presumably plans to bushwacker Middlesex in Mumbai. |
| Disgrace | Neil Carter | So-named by Kevin Pietersen, who thinks that it is a disgrace that Middlesex are allowed to borrow and hire players from other counties, while England, of course, are merely able to select whomsoever they like, such as, er, our Ace. |
| England’s #1 | Ben Scott | Due to the exceptional quality of his wicket-keeping. Sometimes known as “Superbat” for less direct reasons. His batting in 2008 was almost as good as his excellent keeping, however…… |
| Estate Agent, The | Dan Housego | Do we have to explain everything? Also perhaps “Mastermind” or “Fred” for old-fashioned nicknamers. |
| Freedom Pass | Shaun Udal | A veteran signing and what a great signing it has turned out to be, Tim “Dial M” Murtagh was heard hollering “come on Free Bus Pass” at this player in June 2008. Of course, that shows Tim’s age too, as this pensioner essential has been called the “Freedom Pass” for years. |
| G | Billy Godleman | Sometimes just the first letter of his surname is used, sometimes the first three letters. |
| Get | Neil Carter | After the movie, "Get Carter". See also "Disgrace" above. |
| Geyser, The | Adam London | As in “he’s a real cockney geyser”. See also “Streets Of” |
| Iceman, The | Gareth Berg | Derived from the term “iceberg” and inducing useful headlines such as “The Iceman Cometh” and “Iceberg hits Titanic” |
| Joycey | Ed Joyce | Not very original, apparently also known as “Piece” and “Spud”. See also “Portrait” |
| Knocker | David Nash | David Nash famously explained in an MTWD interview why he acquired this nickname – some people suggested that we edit the interview but within hours the piece had been syndicated everywhere. Anyone who knows how to Google properly can find the answer for themselves |
| OBE | Andrew Strauss | Batsmen who go off to play for England often acquire this nickname, “Only Bat’s for England”, even if, as in Strauss’s case, the facts to not even faintly fit the nickname. Shame on you if you use this one. |
| Piece | Ed Joyce | According to Cricketer’s Who’s Who (via Janet) – if someone can explain the reason behind this name we’ll all be grateful. See also “Spud” and “Joycey” |
| Portrait | Ed Joyce | The most popular of several James Joyce related suggestions, others include “The Artist”, “Ulysses” and “Nora Barnacle”. See also “Spud”, “Piece” and “Joycey”. |
| Rent, The | Eoin Morgan | More often known as “The Captain” (see “Captain, The”) |
| Richo | Alan Richardson | MTWD urgently needs a more original nickname for this Middlesex star – See also “Big Al” |
| Scooby | Ben Scott | As Shaggy's side kick and given his somewhat canine manner, this nickname works much better than the crass "Scotty" which preceded it. See also “England’s #1” |
| Shaggy | Shaun Udal | So called, because he allegedly looks like the cartoon character of that name from Scooby Doo. A veteran signing and what a great signing it has turned out to be, we suspect he acquired this nickname when he was a little bit younger. Currently the Skipper (that's what he is, not his nickname). See also “Free Bus Pass” and “Freedom Pass” |
| Shakespeare | Ed Smith | The Middlesex Captain is a bit of a writer in his spare time – see also “Bard, The” |
| Shorty | Steve Finn | All six-foot-eight-inches of him (or six-foot-five inches depending on which expert you believe). One of our young stars in the making. |
| Sick Note | Any bowler who shows signs of being injury prone | The use of this nickname usually triggers an e-mail from the club management to Ged asking him to moderate references to players’ health and fitness – so please try not to use it in writing |
| Silvers | Chris Silverwood | MTWD urgently needs a more original nickname for this Middlesex star – please submit suggestions |
| Special One, The | Murali Kartik | A combination of “Special K” (a well-known breakfast cereal) and the nickname of a famous Portuguese football manager. Also known as “TSO” and , in India, “The Trickster”. |
| Streets Of | Adam London | Based on a dirge originally sung well by Ralph McTell and subsequently sung terribly badly by inebriated students and do-gooders throughout the land. |
| Take That | Robbie Williams | You may also use the name of any appropriate Robbie Williams song of your choosing – post your best suggestions on this thread please! |
| Ted | Neil Dexter | Not the most original idea, but there you go. I prefer "Uni", in memory of the great Peter Cook sketch about the unidexter who applies for the role of Tarzan. Other suggestions include "ambi" and "sinister". |
| Typhoon | Tyron Henderson | A reference to his style of bowling, perhaps. Out of fashion nickname due to recent natural disasters. See also “Blacksmith, The” |
* MTWD – Middlesex Till We Die, the name of the website you are reading.
** Cut Out and Keep – a 20th century term for a published piece about sport ahead of a major event; less experienced readers should not try to cut out any part of their computer equipment – your parents or partners might get upset. A better modern idiom might be “print out and keep”, but we're old school round here.
Are there terms other than nicknames that we use with reckless abandon on MTWD that could do with explaining in the glossary? Post your ideas on this thread please.
Shaun Levy is ''BLING''due to his sparkly earings.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2008:06:11:13:51:34 by Beehappy.
Wasn't Nannes nicknamed the " Cyclone" or is this now considered bad taste given certain international disaters?
I would to glossary alternative names for 20/20 cricket
Mickey Mouse
Its a Knockout
Baseball
Circus.
Lottery
All been used by MTWD users , even by people attending games
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Perhaps you could highlight this item in the left hand navigation for new members to refer to!
Or in the case of David watching Essex at the Oval this evening , bowlers hit I giggle.Sorrys top three made three runs between them , nicely distributed ,one each .
Some people have referred to Compton as "Compost."
Scott referred to by Turkeys as "Super Bat"- this when he was promoted and failed at 6, after failures at 7+8 ( present form may or may not invalidate this )
Richo- " Big Al"
Malan- "Where's your middle V", or "AC" or "Inter"
Henderson- "Hendo" or more appropriately "Typhoon"
London- "Streets of"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
(Middlesex batting in the 20-20 and this thread)
How about 'James' (after James Joyce)
Some alternatives are the more popular WOODY for Silverwood,LURCH for Finn and LORD for Strauss after Lord Brockett.
Henderson is THE BLACKSMITH due to his mighty hitting(I,ve yet to see him hit off the square)Godelmann sometimes just referred to as ''G''.
Murali known in India as ''THE TRICKSTER''
New boy Sam Robson is guess what ''ROBBO''and Dave Burton is off course ''MONTY''after the tailor.
I do have a glossary of NICK NAMES too for memberes of our much put upon committee members GED,details on request,or perhaps a little quiz I give you a nick-name and you identify them.
E.G.SLAPHEAD?SNIFFER?and MINESADOUBLE?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2008:06:12:16:41:50 by loverboy.
I can only think of 'Horse' at the moment
Wrong AS,he's always been ''YOZZER''
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2008:06:13:14:25:23 by loverboy.
How about 'Stoker' ?
Quote:Janet Davis
Richo is obsessional about Stoke FC.
How about 'Stoker' ?
Not one of your better ideas, Janet. I shan't go in to the myriad of reasons......
As for the nickname ,nuff said by Ged.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2008:06:14:15:20:52 by loverboy.
Take it away Turkeys...
Nora after his splendidly named squeeze Nora Barnacle would be my more considered shout...
And chant House We Go , House we go, etc.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
We really are hitting against size limits now, so any brilliant new ideas will need to replace old ideas rather than add to them.
Keep the ideas coming, but please note that the editor is using triage.
This feature is proving to be the most popular single feature we have published for a long time, folks, so many thanks to all of you for your contributions.
Quote:BarmierKev
Housego- How about Fred or Mastermind. Remember that boffin taxi driver?
And chant House We Go , House we go, etc.
I had the same thought, Mastermind it is.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Given the revelations about his musical ability and also the injury problem he's had this season, I'd suggest, for Dirk Nannes, "The Hipster".
And perhaps Dawid Malan would be happy to be known as "The Throw" for a while.
I'm sure some of you will have better suggestions than my 6.00 a.m. efforts.
Hendo should be "The grim reaper" (if your a Durham or Kent fan)
He earned the nickname "Sailor" because he had to bail out and take to his rubber dinghy on several occassions before he got back to Blighty.
- For what it's worth.
However, our young tyro probably wouldn't relish the somewhat ambiguous nature of such a nickname.
So, No, bad idea.
Long day in the saddle today but your suggestion raised a laugh HR.
Also very apt and much better than anything ending in "ie"
It's official: Ben Scott's MTWD nickname is now "Scooby".
Quote:You wouldn't be alluding to his unfortunate habit of cocking his leg behind the pavilion perchance?Ged
Yup, good one HR. Not only appropriate in the specific batting circumstances but also there is something canine about Ben Scott's manner that makes "Scooby" fit really well
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
MATCHSTICK AND YODEL on a neighbouring site.
A certain ring to it ,I approve,as I hope will Shaggy and Karts.
Serial Killer? TSK for short.
Neil's called 'Ted',when he gets a few runs he can be Lord Ted,it'll get no better than that.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Link below and on the left hand menu bar as usual:
MTWD Glossary
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2008:10:29:18:08:40 by LOVERBOY.
Let's hope that Dexy - or whichever nickname Neil Dexter ends up being given - can reach 442 first-class runs for the Three Seaxes by the Twenty20 break (so that he is on course for 1,000 runs for the season) and get the attention of the people at cricket's equivelent of the Three Lions!
Sorry for my eccentricity.
It is positively encouraged in this place.The more of it the better.
Might I also question the appropriateness of naming a promising young batsman (Billy the Kid) after a psychopathic american killer?
As stated earlier, surely The sailor is the only nickname for Malan?
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
In July 2009 Wisden Cricketer magazine, to the question 'Do you have any nicknames?', Silverwood answered "Spoons or Silvers". I am sure I have heard some of the players shout, "Well fielded Spoons".
Skysports are raving about him and have just mentioned he has forearms like popeye! Thought it was Very very funny!
Anyone else?
Kimmy
According the Guardian, Tom Smith's nickname when he was at Sussex was "The Seaford Plumber".
Please don't ask me what the film Avatar is about as I am more into films such as Bend It Like Beckham, Goal! and Sixty Six.
Click here to read why I sensationally sacrificed the big bucks of Chelsea for the adventure of Watford
(image on left not representative of how relative my support of Watford is to my support of Middlesex)
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He also implies that he wishes to play at Richmond when Middlesex play Glamorgan there in the Twenty20 Cup on 15th June, which would be brilliant if it is true.
Click here to read why I sensationally sacrificed the big bucks of Chelsea for the adventure of Watford
(image on left not representative of how relative my support of Watford is to my support of Middlesex)
