Vaas difference after run out


75 and run out
By Barmy Kev
August 12 2011

A mixed up Barmy Kev reports on a day of mixed fortunes for Middlesex , mixed weather and a mix up with the rubbish. Read on.

I woke and it was peeing down.   Personally it was not bad news, the weather forecast promised a shower and would brighten up later.   I could not make the 11.00 start anyway and was clear they wouldn’t start on time.     The shower was prolonged and heard there would be an early lunch 12:30 and 1:10 start. I may even make it on time!

In fact I managed to get to ground on time for 1:10 start, it was not raining, but because of a previous shower match due to start 1:40.   This was our token pavilion day, I was suited and booted wearing a bright lime green shirt. Usual suspects were suitably dressed and Beefy was asked whether he pleaded guilty on more than one occasion. 

We lost the toss and were put in and really felt was bad toss to lose. I was in Long Room as Newman and Robson came out to bat.  I nearly said to Newman will see you soon, but decided against it.  In fact this nearly happened Vaas had very strong appeal, LBW turned down 4th ball. Think he might of got an inside edge. Vaas had an appeal every over and Newman looked uncomfortable. There was a hook way up in air just behind keeper. A dolly for a deep backstop. However, it was the more comfortable looking Robson out caught behind for 13, with score 22.

Soon after it rained- I’m sure I heard that it would brighten up in afternoon and players went off. It was a 20-minute shower and then it did brighten up.  There was an announcement at 3:05 that early tea would be taken at 3:30 and play would commence 3:50.  Pathetic we already lost a morning’s play and had lost time to make up for. There were some very choice words in Middlesex Room.

Play did restart with 46 crucial overs to follow. Rogers was playing circumspectly and Newman started to accelerate.  There were some brutal shots. The 50 partnership was bought up in no time of which Rogers contributed 9. Newman 50 came up soon after. Not announced by Mr Perambulator yet he regularly announced test score. Pathetic.    Lower Pav was getting very excited about innings although we were not quite at same level of boisterousness as previous CB40 game.  Chanting in pavilion does not go together, although me and Lower Pav did ask the question in a song to Newman " are you Bradman in disguise?" Newman was dropped at 2nd slip in 60’s and looked like he would make them pay. At 123-1, it was looking a good toss to lose and Newman looked well set. Then an attempted single to cover, was never there if a direct hit. Wakeley Wakeley, did hit and run out.   This was very disappointing as we really were hopeful of a ton.

The whole game changed as Vaas took 3 very quick wickets and suddenly was a bad toss to lose. We were reflecting on if only that run wasn't taken. Just before close Rogers made it to 50, not announced, and hoped he would take us to close until he chopped on to his stumps. There was one scare of appeal against Simpson, which I assume they thought he hit it against foot and then caught. We were relieved Simpson TRJ took us to close but psychologically a 200-bonus point would have been nice. However, there is something in this wicket and can’t see batting easy for Northants.

Ironically as play finished at 6:30 there was bright sunshine. Perfect cricket conditions.

After game I was honoured to present Dial M player of month.

Spot the Murts?

Sponsors do followed which is always very enjoyable.  Our players seemed to be very hungry, understandably. Two absent MTWDers won prizes in draw.   We offered to help clear up.  A few carried crates of wine bck to shop and I offered to take big bag of rubbish out. I was chatting with everyone on way out and followed them to shop with wine crates and was about to put it down with them, when realised it was a bag of rubbish. Beefy was in pain with laughter, you had to be there.

A quick drink at Tavern where saw people I had said goodbye to half an hour earlier.  Andrew Hall was being very sociable to Middlesex die-hards there.   

A good day had by all cricket wise and socially. Just shame no common sense taking into account the weather.

Vaas difference after run out
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Date: 12/08/2011 12:15

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011:08:17:07:13:25 by BarmierKev.

Re: Vaas difference after run out
Posted by: The Diamond ruled ok (IP Logged)
Date: 12/08/2011 16:51

Nice report Kev,I may not have made the Sponsors do but will be attending the end of season dinner due to being one of the absentee winners in the pize draw.Told Mrs Diamond I'd booked us a meal out for that night and then fessed up to having won the prize in the draw.She started mentioning new dress etc,these free tickets could still be very expensive.

Re: Vaas difference after run out
Posted by: Fozzie (IP Logged)
Date: 12/08/2011 17:03

Did they really allow you into the Pavilion wearing that shirt, Kev? Tut tut, poor show. Lords stewards used to have a fearsome reputation, but standards are definitely slipping.

Re: Vaas difference after run out
Posted by: Vic. (IP Logged)
Date: 12/08/2011 17:30

Kev, a quality report and a quality day out, thanks to Beefy for the invitation. The vermin were in good spirits and I was honoured to be an associate member for a day. One person gave me too much stick regarding "opinions", but it was very kind of the same guy to give me a lift home, slightly the worse for wear.
My highlight, shortly after arrival, I went out of the long room to have a look at the ground. There were three gentlemen having a conversation at the top of the steps. My ears @#$%& up when I heard "why do we play at Uxbridge, terrible place, can you remember the last time a bowler won a game there?"
Nice to chat with one of the players at the sponsors party, also the Northants coach in the Tavern.
Diamond, hope you are on our table!
ADDED: Lower Pavilion left London last night, with more booty than the recent looters.
Also added: Can't understand why the word @#$%& is blanked out.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2011:08:12:20:51:37 by Vic Demain.

Re: Vaas difference after run out
Posted by: lower pavilion (IP Logged)
Date: 12/08/2011 20:36

Great report as always.

The cricket was good and as usual the company was excellent.

The sponsors party was good fun. Vic was correct. For some reason I ended up taking home quite a bit of booty as it were, but would hasten to add all legally acquired one way or the other

Re: Vaas difference after run out
Posted by: Jonathan Winsky (IP Logged)
Date: 12/08/2011 21:43

A great report.

Fletch wrote on Twitter that the video of the MTWD July Player of the Month award will be viewable soon.

If anyone wants to know the blanked out word in Vic's post, it starts with 'pr' and rhymes with 'licked'.

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