Barnett Fare - the Alex Barnett Interview Part Two
And then he moved on
By JSRF
January 15 2007
Between Spain and Seattle, Alex Barnett somehow managed to find "Shires" too, with an 8 year first-class cricket career. Now a Microsoft bigwig, Alex has very kindly taken time-out to allow JSRF to interview him. Here is Part Two of the two-part interview: Middlesex, Lancs, Surrey and Seattle.
Q – I guess Gatting was your skipper – what was he like as your
captain?
Mike Gatting was superb. He was very down to earth and would
really work with you in establishing tactics. He encouraged experimental field
settings and provided excellent understanding of the others teams’ strengths
and weaknesses. He enjoyed talking risks and would back you to win.
Q – Do you still keep in
touch with any of the players from Middlesex or Lancashire or
No. After I
finished cricket, I really left the game. It’s a shame, but I found I have less
and less in common with those guys. You can only talk about ‘the old days’ for
so long.
Q – What took you to
I didn’t want
to leave Middlesex, but I couldn’t see how I could get a regular first team
spot with Tuffers doing so well. I also considered
Did it work
out well for me? From a cricketing perspective, yes and no.
Yes in that I got to play some big games and got a regular first team place in
my first three years there. On the other hand, I underestimated the culture
shock.
Q – And you even went to
our arch-rivals
In my last
season at
Q – What was your favourite
dismissal?
Botham. Last day of a four dayer at Old Trafford
against
Q – Any batting heroics you
can remember?
Heroic? No. Memorable? Well,
here’s one I can think of. Waqar Younis at the Oval.
This was the
year he was breaking toes for fun with lethal late in-swinging yorkers and denting helmets and grills with vicious 90+ mph
bouncers. Earlier in the day he was talking to Wasim
and I went over and said hello. I joked that he should take it easy on me: I’m
a useless number 11 I said – “just bowl straight
Waqar, not too full and you’ll have me”. Wasim cracked up and Waqar told
me not to worry.
Waqar had just taken the ninth wicket and I went out
to take my guard. As I walked passed him to the crease, I muttered ‘alright
geezer?’, hoping he might remember my words of advice.
As he came in running to bowl, he looked like he was trotting in at 80% speed.
He pitched it up, it swung in late from outside off and I scrambled to get the
bat back down in time. Unfortunately, I absolutely middled
it and sent the ball back hard and straight at his face. He ducked and the ball
went flying to the boundary. He wasn’t happy. Not one bit. He turned to me as
he wore his teapot and promptly swore at me in Urdu I believe. He looked
really, really pissed off. I had to stop myself from saying sorry to him.
I watched him
walk back to his mark and could swear I saw steam spouting from both of his
ears as he was shaking his head. The next ball was either going to kill me, I
thought, or break something. Was it going to be a bouncer? Or
a toe breaking yorker? Either way, I’m so f$%^cked, I though to myself. I looked up at the dressing
room and saw the boys were cracking up as they were still clapping my four. Wasim in particular looked like he was about to die from a
hernia.
This time Waqar’s run into the crease was totally full on. In those
days, when Waqar ran in, he *really* ran in. In fact,
I’m sure he was sprinting for this one. I was expecting the bouncer. He let it
go and the next thing I knew was to hear the heavenly sound of ball cracking
stumps. I looked back at the wickets, confirmed that I wasn’t dead, and then
feebly tried to portray the body language of someone who had just lost out on
winning a million pounds at the National Lottery.
Q – Your biggest
achievement?
In cricket? That’s hard to say. Obviously, I’m
proud to have played first class and to have played in some big games. If I had
to call out anything particular: Lancashire vs.
Q – Who was the best
batsman you ever bowled to and who was the bowler you least liked to face?
I think the
bowler answer is Waqar (see above). The best batsmen? I’ve bowled at some of the greatest. It’s
a funny thing. On the one hand, no one likes to get hit around, but it’s nice
to know it’s getting done in style at least.
I couldn’t
get Gower out, although you always felt you had a chance with him (lots of air
shots, but placed). Lara, Richards, Botham, both Waughs, Hayden, Gatting, Hooper, Haynes, R Smith - I’ve been spanked by
them all (and got a few of their scalps too). But it was Sachin
Tendulkar that blew me away. I’d just taken Byas’ wicket. As Sachin took his
guard, I spoke to Watkinson (skipper at the time) and we agreed to keep silly
point in. I bowled and it was perfect: Middle-and-off, a good length and I’m
looking for an edge. Sachin then played the second
best cover drive I’ve ever seen. Watki and I
looked at each. We both smiled. He asked silly point to get on the drive
instead, I didn’t argue. I came in to bowl and again the ball landed on
middle-and-off and again it was on a good length. This time Sachin
played the best cover drive I’ve ever seen, creaming the ball past the left
hand of the man on the drive and past the right of deep cover. It was perfect,
really. Now, I wouldn’t be telling this story if I couldn’t finish it by
telling you that I had him out stumped in the second innings, now would I? ;-)
Q - 1st class cricket in
the shires to Microsoft in
I’m into my
third career today. Part of the decision to retire cricket when I did was to
realize that I didn’t want to be at the age of 35 looking to start my next
career without meaningful work experience and skills. The cricket lifestyle as
a professional cricketer is a great thing, but it doesn’t last forever. In some
ways, I was fortunate I lost form when I did. The decision was easier to make
I
needed to get into something new, but didn’t know what. To cut a long story
short, I’ve always been into ‘computers’. I learnt to program BASIC on my ZX81
before my teen years. At the end of 1994, I discovered the Internet. I got out
a £3,000 loan (I was broke), bought myself a mac,
some software and an internet connection and taught myself how to build
websites. I joined a small web design company, became a director there (sales
& marketing) and sold it 7 years later to a company that is now owned by
IBM. That was my second career. My third and current career is with Microsoft.
I started at the
I’ve been
lucky. I found something I was passionate about (the web) and was at the right
place at the right time and young enough to start a new career. I still dream
about cricket and still think back to those days, but less and less as time
goes by. I suppose I do miss it from time to time still. I don’t play at all
today. My son who is five hasn’t picked up a bat. I know that’s sad. Maybe baseball for him.
Q – Do you follow the
cricket scores closely and are you planning to watch the Ashes on TV?
I followed
the Ashes via Willow.TV who provide
live streaming TV coverage over the web. I still check out the BBC cricket site
from time to time.
Q – I think it was the
first time you saw MTWD recently – will you now be keeping a close eye on it?
Thanks for
the pointer – I didn’t know it was there, but will come to visit from time to
time.
Thank you so much Alex for
your support and so sorry for all these questions!
Thank you.
This interview has been fun. I had to dust off some memory cobwebs,
I’ve not done that for a while.
