Caption Competition No. 1


Oldest Swiunger
By MTWD Admin
November 19 2018

Here is picture of first caption competition of the season. Thanks Rod Ed for piccie 

In case you don't know this is one of Barmy Kev and Seaxe Man showing off their moves at a Southport establishment. This is funny enough on its own However, please think of something witty to do justice to our slick movements. I believe Chunky won last competion pre season so has the hounour of judging as well as entering if he wishes.

 

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Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: Middlesex till we die (IP Logged)
Date: 19/11/2018 11:31

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2018:12:14:17:48:37 by BarmierKev.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: Haringey Racer (IP Logged)
Date: 19/11/2018 16:18

The Southport qualifying heat of 'Strictly' produced a disappointing turnout.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: Rogers and Out (IP Logged)
Date: 20/11/2018 13:56

Middlesex fans showing footwork some players can only dream of.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: dingy bags (IP Logged)
Date: 20/11/2018 16:53

News comes in that Eoin Morgan has just reached double figures.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: adelaide (IP Logged)
Date: 20/11/2018 18:08

The surgeon declares the operation to add two legs to Kev's arm was a complete success and should reduce the chances of him getting legless.


Adelaide

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: rod/ed (IP Logged)
Date: 20/11/2018 18:36

It's the Twenty 20 season and Kevin and S_M celebrate Middlesex winning......the toss!

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
Date: 20/11/2018 18:49

Craig Revel-Horwood.- 'This was a very difficult choice. Graeme and Oti danced very well, but the couple I am going to save are Seaxe Man and Kev'.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 20/11/2018 19:16

Roy is giving his best showing of Green Door,whilst Kev insists on more Red,Red,Wine.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 20/11/2018 19:18

Roy and Kev have been practicing new coach Law's training schedule.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 20/11/2018 19:55

New batting coach thinks Seaxe Man and kev have potential for dancing down the wicket.

New bowling coach also impressed with the swing they produce.



Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: Seaxe_Man (IP Logged)
Date: 23/11/2018 11:34

Not shown but the impressionist singer was very good, A bloke who kissed 70 goodbye awhile back I would say.

Glanced away once and when I looked back he had donned an Elvis Presley Mask and launched into a range of the King's songs. Very good.

But then after a few pints suddenly an old favourite of mine, Frankie Vaughan's Green Door from the fifties boomed out.

I said to Kev, gotta do this one mate and we did.

Midnight.. one more night without sleeping...watching till the morning comes creeping.....Green Door ...what's that secret you're keeping...there's an old piano and they play it hot behind the Green Door...

A great evening on a wet day. I would add that Rod/Ed was also pretty nifty on his pins as well.

The other highlight were five local girls who shall we say were well endowed all round. The funniest sight being a little bloke trying to get his arms around one of them but failing by about nine inches to do so,

Plus one of that ensemble picked up a pint, maybe cider, and downed it in one swallow. Good stuff.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 25/11/2018 13:13

Roy and Kev heard that the 100 ball rubbish had been stopped by ECB.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
Date: 30/11/2018 16:40

any last minute entries?

Will announce the result on Sunday afternoon.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: adelaide (IP Logged)
Date: 01/12/2018 00:04

Kev demonstrates James Kirtley's bowling action

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: rod/ed (IP Logged)
Date: 01/12/2018 08:27

S-M : Listening to this music has given me an idea for the message board.
Kev: Try to keep 'in hold', what's your idea?
S-M: We ask for song titles with the names of Middlesex cricketers.
Kev: Nah, that'll never catch on.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
Date: 02/12/2018 11:57

This was actually very close, which is why I was in no hurry to declare a winner, but I've gone for-

News comes in that Eoin Morgan has just reached double figures

Therefore the winner is Mr D Bags.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: dingy bags (IP Logged)
Date: 03/12/2018 09:44

Open top bus tour will start from Grace Gates 11.00 on Friday.

Thanks Chunky.

Re: Caption Competition No. 1
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 03/12/2018 13:18

Congrats Dingy,will be with the MTWD cheerleaders on Friday morning.

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