Wenger Fined and Warned over Cheating RVN Slur

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By James Loreton
December 16 2004

Arsene Wenger was fined £15,000 and warned as to his future behaviour by the FA today for Inferring that Ruud Van Cheaty is the cheatiest cheat when people do not know him.

Surprsingly Wenger pleaded not guilty, did that mean that he did not mean that RVN was a cheat? Or could it mean (gasp!) that he does feel that RVN is a cheat and therefore it was fair comment. Wenger couldn't be bothered to turn up, and instead sent a video narrated by Seaman called RVN's Fifty Cheatiest Moments, on sale at all good sport's shops this Xmas.

This X rated video show's the cheaty one felling Keown, Ljunberg, and Lauren to name but three, plus a selection of his penalty dives and misses.

Wenger was gutted at the enornmous fine and told Arsenal Times it will mean no presents for his family this Xmas, and he would have to cancel his order for Polo Mints.

As all good French Football Intellectuals do he left the press conference with an enigmatic statement in the Cantona mold: Two legs good, Four Legs bad. What could he possibly mean?

Hey Ruud why the long face?

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Wenger will not be appealing, he has more important things to do, like preparing for the forthcoming Portsmouth game. But he hopes all his fans will enjoy the video. There will be three free copies of this for the first three fans to answer this question correctly.

Who is the cheatiest cheat in the premiership?