Alex this song is just for you.

Highbury
By Boris Mellor
January 30 2005

A selection of songs proposed by Aresnal Times readers for Tuesday’s big game. Some slight editing, we are a family club. If you think you can do better then post your song on forum below this selection.

Arsene Wenger's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw van Nistelrooy, he said "You cheating twat."
The players threw some pizza,
It went down Fergie's front,
And Arsene Wenger said to him, "Take that, you red-nosed c*nt!"

By Femaiden

To the tune of "That's Amore" made famous by that old crooner and all round good soak, Dean Martin:

When the soup hits your eye with a big pizza pie, that's THE ARSENAL....!
Look your nose has a shine like you've had too much wine, we're THE ARSENAL....!
By Mindgames

To the tune of Auld Lang Syne

Sit down you drunk
Sit down you drunk
Sit down you drunken c*nt
By Bobby Mc Bob

To tune of Battle of New Orleans

Wenger raised his fists and Fergy went a running.

He raised his fists and Fergy ran some more.

By Boris Mellor

Souper, Soup or Pizza,

Souper, Soup or Pizza

Souper, Soup or Pizza

Souper Arsene Wenger

By Boris Mellor

To the tune of the Vieira song:

Ronaldo ooehhhooo
Ronaldo ooehhooo
Hes only got one trick,
He is a diving prick

By Lanky6

(shouldn't that be a song for Ronaldo? Ed)