Dein Vito Corleone strikes again

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By Serious Crime Squad
February 23 2005

What is this dark influence that Arsenal has over the FA, how come they always get off so lightly? After all Dennis has got off with a measly three game ban for his horrific assault on the innocent Cullip.

 Meanwhile poor old Chelsea will have to put up with a swingeing one match ban for Cuddicini, for doing nothing more than stopping a clear goal scoring opportunity.

 

How can this be? After all the nation is still traumatised by seeing Bergkamp poke his finger at Cullip, and then gasped as he tapped the hapless Blade on the chest. Then the Dutchman proceeded to argue with the ref. and was heard to say “Yeah for sure I touched him, he will swim with the fishes tonight if he scrapes his boot over the Spaniard again”. This kind of language has to be stamped out, he is a role model. If we do not put a stop to this kids all over Britain will be saying “Yeah for sure” in Dutch accents. The consequences are too horrible to imagine.

 

However, I digress; the original issue was how come he got off so lightly? Well any Man U fan can tell you, it’s the power that Dein Vito Corleone holds over the FA. He obviously made an offer they couldn’t refuse. Inside information has that the FA was considering a one match ban, but the Dein got it down to three.

 

The Dein intends to get similar benefits for Glovesy Spaniard on Thursday, so that Arsenal can benefit by having only two strikers for the run in of the Premiership.

 

It pays to have such influence. No wonder Man U fans are so bitter with the Dein getting all these privileges.