According to Fergy Keano could be dirtiest player

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By Lord Gnome
May 21 2005

According to old red nose 9 yellows means that a player is the dirtiest player in the Premiership. So if we check the card table that is Roy Keane who is on 9 yellow cards.

Its good to see the manager of the Salford Yankees remonstrate with his players for being dirty, but he is wrong and Roy can relax, the boss should not be having a go at him. You got the figures wrong Alex. Its always best to add up before drinking the Claret.

Arsenal Times can reveal who really the dirtiest players are.

No its not Roy Keane who is on a modest 9 cards compared to Paddy's horrendous 9, or Hughes of Palace on 9, but Ray Parlour on 10 yellows and 1 red, closely followed by Hendrie of Villa on 9Y and 1 red. Or is it Bowyer with 2 reds and 5 yellows, depends how you add it up. So Keano isnt even in the top 3. Ah he is mellowing in his old age.

So the Romford Pele has won it. I said we would miss him.