February Photo Caption Competition
Majestic performance
By MTWD
January 29 2011
New month is upon us soon, which means a new caption contest. Diamond the winner of December has elected as his prize the privilege as judge for this months entries. The photo was taken by London Leprechaun at Melbourne after England regaining the Ashes
Ged currently on sabbatical has already contacted me from far away with the following pieces of wit.
- When the costume Mitchell Johnson had ordered for his Freddie Mercury Lookalike Movember Tash appearence, Mitchell kinda figured that nothing this season was going to go quite in the direction he planned.
- "One bowls to the left, one bowls to the right..."
- "Middle, Middle, Middle, Ton, Ton, Ton"
Look forward to receiving more witty suggestions.
February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: Middlesex till we die (IP Logged)
Date: 29/01/2011 14:18
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Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 29/01/2011 14:26
Ok here's mine.
Queen " One's looking for the royal box "
Spectator. " You are going to have to use the same ones as the other players do"
Edited as thought of another.
"Can I borrow your costume as I don't want to draw unwanted attention to myself?" Asks Ricky Ponting
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011:01:29:14:50:05 by BarmierKev.
Queen " One's looking for the royal box "
Spectator. " You are going to have to use the same ones as the other players do"
Edited as thought of another.
"Can I borrow your costume as I don't want to draw unwanted attention to myself?" Asks Ricky Ponting
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011:01:29:14:50:05 by BarmierKev.
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: Jeff Coleman (IP Logged)
Date: 29/01/2011 17:12
Where is that boy Strauss?
I want to give him a knighthood.
I want to give him a knighthood.
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: Vic. (IP Logged)
Date: 29/01/2011 17:13
Guy in the front row is asking The Lord for forgiveness having relieved HRH of her Diamond bracelet
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 29/01/2011 17:25
Where's Philip "I'm worried he is going to say something crude to one of The Aussie team." Says the Queen
"Too late he is already swearing at Shane Watson". ( Phil Hughes that is)
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
"Too late he is already swearing at Shane Watson". ( Phil Hughes that is)
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: Vic. (IP Logged)
Date: 29/01/2011 19:06
"Anyone heard about when the diamond ruled"?
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: dingy bags (IP Logged)
Date: 29/01/2011 20:09
Middlesex reveal the identity of Pinky the Panther.
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: adelaide (IP Logged)
Date: 30/01/2011 00:29
Why's everybody calling me Matilda?
Adelaide
Adelaide
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 30/01/2011 15:40
Her Maj to her subjects " would somebody lend one a coin please as one needs to visit the dunny?"
Reply " Sorry ma'am,its so expensive here,were all skint as well"
Reply " Sorry ma'am,its so expensive here,were all skint as well"
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: kimmy (IP Logged)
Date: 01/02/2011 09:26
Queen to lady in waiting... "One is still of the people....."
"Do you think they even knew who I was????"
Kimmy
PS... This is a difficult one!
"Do you think they even knew who I was????"
Kimmy
PS... This is a difficult one!
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: The Diamond ruled ok (IP Logged)
Date: 01/02/2011 14:12
"Almost the same age as Seaxe Man and I can still sprint up these steps !!"
I know ,I can't enter but keep 'em coming folks, been some good ones so far and as Kimmy says it ain't an easy one to come up with.
I know ,I can't enter but keep 'em coming folks, been some good ones so far and as Kimmy says it ain't an easy one to come up with.
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: Seaxe_Man (IP Logged)
Date: 01/02/2011 18:29
Howsabout. I would love to have lunch with you, Mr Meat and Two Veg.
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: kimmy (IP Logged)
Date: 01/02/2011 18:49
All together now....
God save your gracious Queen!!!
Kimmy
God save your gracious Queen!!!
Kimmy
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: Vic. (IP Logged)
Date: 02/02/2011 18:56
"Now where's Wally, I don't seem to have heard from him lately?"
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: adelaide (IP Logged)
Date: 02/02/2011 22:27
And now one of my greatest hits - "We are the Champions".
Adelaide
Adelaide
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: kimmy (IP Logged)
Date: 03/02/2011 10:24
JW... we know.... You've written it on EVERY photo comp!!
"One needs to sort out the Knighthoods, C'mon Phillip.... Phillip??"
Kimmy
"One needs to sort out the Knighthoods, C'mon Phillip.... Phillip??"
Kimmy
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 03/02/2011 12:37
Spose need to find something funny to say now. Queen says " Don't stop now, I'm having a good time" etc. Or to Ricky Pointing " We will, we will crock you"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
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Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011:02:04:13:35:25 by BarmierKev.
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: warrenladd (IP Logged)
Date: 03/02/2011 15:42
slightly away from the topic but i know of the guy who is in the pic. bet you cant guess what job he does for a living
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 03/02/2011 15:46
Aussie in crowd shouts. " You are in wrong place. All the Queens are in Sydney".
Warren is the guy a copper?
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Warren is the guy a copper?
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: warrenladd (IP Logged)
Date: 03/02/2011 17:08
nope
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 03/02/2011 21:32
Quite simple this is quick fire humour thread for those who want to contribute.
As the queen would say " off with his head"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
As the queen would say " off with his head"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: Beeamazed (IP Logged)
Date: 04/02/2011 18:22
Where's that bounder Winsky?
I've just found space in the Tower.
I've just found space in the Tower.
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 17/02/2011 18:12
A week to go. So get your entry in now.
Someone to Queen. " You've got back to the action"
Queen " No I haven't I'm watching the Aussie changing room"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Someone to Queen. " You've got back to the action"
Queen " No I haven't I'm watching the Aussie changing room"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 23/02/2011 22:11
"Ricky could one leave my TV alone"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: Beeamazed (IP Logged)
Date: 23/02/2011 22:37
"We've had a couple of returns for the April bash,
drop me a e-mail,first come first served...."
drop me a e-mail,first come first served...."
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: The Diamond ruled ok (IP Logged)
Date: 25/02/2011 20:44
The Judge has been in session for a while now and has reached his verdict.
I liked Vic's attempts to curry favor by referencing "Diamond" in his very good entries. Also liked Barmier Kev's reference to RP's TV antics.
After much consideration the winner is Beefy Roberts for his entry.
Her Maj to her subjects " would somebody lend one a coin please as one needs to visit the dunny?"
Reply " Sorry ma'am,its so expensive here,were all skint as well"
Your prize can either be to judge next months contest or a minuscule prize contact the moderators with your choice please Mr B.
Rumors that first prize was to be a night out on the lash with Seaxe Man where thrown out of court on the grounds of his age , he's 98 you know !!
I liked Vic's attempts to curry favor by referencing "Diamond" in his very good entries. Also liked Barmier Kev's reference to RP's TV antics.
After much consideration the winner is Beefy Roberts for his entry.
Her Maj to her subjects " would somebody lend one a coin please as one needs to visit the dunny?"
Reply " Sorry ma'am,its so expensive here,were all skint as well"
Your prize can either be to judge next months contest or a minuscule prize contact the moderators with your choice please Mr B.
Rumors that first prize was to be a night out on the lash with Seaxe Man where thrown out of court on the grounds of his age , he's 98 you know !!
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 25/02/2011 20:51
A winners speech needed?
Its my first ever win,would like to thank the judges for their votes(screams),my parents for bringing me to life(sob,sob),my friends for putting up with me,and above all.............Mr Diamond,thank you,thank you(hugs and crying)
Cheers all!
Its my first ever win,would like to thank the judges for their votes(screams),my parents for bringing me to life(sob,sob),my friends for putting up with me,and above all.............Mr Diamond,thank you,thank you(hugs and crying)
Cheers all!
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: The Diamond ruled ok (IP Logged)
Date: 25/02/2011 20:57
It's a photo competition on a website not the poxy Oscar acceptance speech , get a grip man (and why aren't you at work,it is dark outside after all?)
If it were the Oscars though you would get it for best leading man in a falling down (or dropping beer) role .
If it were the Oscars though you would get it for best leading man in a falling down (or dropping beer) role .
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 25/02/2011 21:03
It was a highly charged speech,even had my hair done for the presentation.
Not at work as i finished shifts yesterday morning,back on Monday,my dropping beer oscar happens every year in Holland,Mr D come along this year with us.
My prize,i will of course contact the powers that be with my decision.
Not at work as i finished shifts yesterday morning,back on Monday,my dropping beer oscar happens every year in Holland,Mr D come along this year with us.
My prize,i will of course contact the powers that be with my decision.
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: Jonathan Winsky (IP Logged)
Date: 25/02/2011 21:17
Well done Beefy.Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: kimmy (IP Logged)
Date: 26/02/2011 00:05
Well done Beefy...
However the winning entry was on the tip of my tongue and I was waiting to post it on Monday.....
Never mind....
Ha ha ha...
Kimmy
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However the winning entry was on the tip of my tongue and I was waiting to post it on Monday.....
Never mind....
Ha ha ha...
Kimmy
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011:02:26:00:08:21 by kimmy.
Re: February Photo Caption Competition
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 26/02/2011 15:27
well done Beefy. So you are opting for the honour of judging next months competition rather than miniscule prize?
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
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