1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
By MTWD
October 26 2013
With winter closing in to add a bit of cheer here's a caption competition that certainly has plenty of scope for this.
Who can come up with the funniest caption for below picture courtesy of Beefy's living room? The prize is even minisculer or you maybe priveleged to judge next month's competition. Last winner just before season started was Beeamazed who claimed a miniscule prize at Underhill that straight away broke in his hands ( scope for a caption if was caught on camera). As compensation he has the honour of judging this one. The deadline is something like two weeks. Enjoy!
1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Middlesex till we die (IP Logged)
Date: 26/10/2013 13:02
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Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 26/10/2013 13:10
If may go first?
Chris Adams. " This is the worse idea for a caption competition I've ever seen"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Chris Adams. " This is the worse idea for a caption competition I've ever seen"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Jonathan Winsky (IP Logged)
Date: 26/10/2013 13:21
It looks like there is no talent coming through the Surrey Premier League.
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 26/10/2013 13:38
Jonathan Batty complains this is not entirely accurate. He claims they are champions (or runners up) based on media pre-season predictions and the need to turn table upside down once season starts.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 26/10/2013 13:43
Jim gets excited and starts shouting....This HAS to be the champagne moment of the entire cricket season
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 26/10/2013 14:18
Theres no news like good news!
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Vic. (IP Logged)
Date: 26/10/2013 14:54
People with short memories should not scoff.
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
Date: 26/10/2013 15:33
'In a moment, when he has stopped crying, we will go live to Charles Colvile at The Oval, for an update'.
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: adelaide (IP Logged)
Date: 26/10/2013 21:47
Never mind. At least they haven't got a captain whose players have been done for ball tampering.
Adelaide
Adelaide
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 27/10/2013 14:56
And further news Sorry will not be appearing on Sky Sports anymore but will be on the History channell
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Darren Gosling (IP Logged)
Date: 27/10/2013 17:26
"Apologies for the error on your screen, it should of course read SIXTH defeat!"
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: adelaide (IP Logged)
Date: 29/10/2013 18:17
And now over to Peter Trego and Alex Barrow for their reaction.
Adelaide
Adelaide
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: kimmy (IP Logged)
Date: 29/10/2013 20:26
"As you can see the news below, we'll just bow our heads for a silent payer for those not with us in Division one anymore"
Kimmy
Always look on the bright side of life... de dum de dum de dum de dum dum
Kimmy
Always look on the bright side of life... de dum de dum de dum de dum dum
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Beeamazed (IP Logged)
Date: 30/10/2013 06:38
"The Premier League seems to have disappeared,
search parties have been sent out in a joint
mission to find Surrey CCC as well, who have
also gone missing..."
I won't win I promise
search parties have been sent out in a joint
mission to find Surrey CCC as well, who have
also gone missing..."
I won't win I promise
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: rod/ed (IP Logged)
Date: 30/10/2013 15:20
I was at school with Jim White so am pretty sure he's saying
" I don't know what this is about since I did athletics in the summer term not cricket. Any news on Rangers yet?"
" I don't know what this is about since I did athletics in the summer term not cricket. Any news on Rangers yet?"
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Radlett Ronnie (IP Logged)
Date: 31/10/2013 10:10
Surrey relegated: Fifteen 'experts' who tipped them for the championship sacked!
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 07/11/2013 23:43
The deadline is nearly up and Beeamazed will be nominating the winner ( maybe himself) over the weekend. Any last minute scoffing?
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: adelaide (IP Logged)
Date: 08/11/2013 01:01
And now over to Age UK for a comment...
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 09/11/2013 11:16
We are hoping to interview all players of a dejected Sorry team tonight. Fortunately our reporter has a free entry pass to all Birmingham nightclubs,
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 10/11/2013 22:23
The choice is so tough Beeamazed needs another day to deliberate.
Meanwhile Chris Adams has looked at this thread and said. "Be fair to me I only got the job half done". This has been followed by him saying "this thread is the worst attempt of humour I've ever seen".
Meanwhile Chris Adams has looked at this thread and said. "Be fair to me I only got the job half done". This has been followed by him saying "this thread is the worst attempt of humour I've ever seen".
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Vic. (IP Logged)
Date: 11/11/2013 15:34
Don't often agree with Chris Adams but................
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Beeamazed (IP Logged)
Date: 12/11/2013 18:39
GAME OVER CHAPS
Sorry about the delay but still with my
good mate Al Garve flush with sun and red
wine.
Excellent standard and very difficult but the
downtown Barnet jury have finally reached
a verdict
Highly commended were Kimmy, Beefy, Vic
and Kev.
Most chuckleworthy and the winner of the
massive prize is Adelaide with
"And now over to AGE UK for a comment"
Well done to all.
Sorry about the delay but still with my
good mate Al Garve flush with sun and red
wine.
Excellent standard and very difficult but the
downtown Barnet jury have finally reached
a verdict
Highly commended were Kimmy, Beefy, Vic
and Kev.
Most chuckleworthy and the winner of the
massive prize is Adelaide with
"And now over to AGE UK for a comment"
Well done to all.
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Vic. (IP Logged)
Date: 12/11/2013 18:56
Sarfgit mafia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Demand a recount.
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Beeamazed (IP Logged)
Date: 12/11/2013 19:03
Must be Norf Lunnon humour Vic.
The brown envelope was obviously
nowt to do with it....
.
The brown envelope was obviously
nowt to do with it....
.
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 12/11/2013 19:44
The European Court of Human Rights will be residing over the North London conspiracy. This may take some time , meanwhile the result stands. Congratulations Adelaide you know the options open to you?
If you do preside on next competition I advise you do not select Beeamazed as the winner, no matter how funny Barnet Boy is.
If you do preside on next competition I advise you do not select Beeamazed as the winner, no matter how funny Barnet Boy is.
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
Date: 12/11/2013 19:48
As far as I can tell Vic didn't even enter- and yet he was highly commended!
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: adelaide (IP Logged)
Date: 13/11/2013 02:14
Good grief, I won! I thought Vic's entries were much funnier.
I'll plump for judging the next one. Anyone got a pic of the Trent Bridge groundie (or groundie's minion) rushing on to sort out the bowler's final footmarks?
Adelaide
I'll plump for judging the next one. Anyone got a pic of the Trent Bridge groundie (or groundie's minion) rushing on to sort out the bowler's final footmarks?
Adelaide
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 13/11/2013 04:24
well done Adelaide on your victory.
Looking forward to the pic to get to work on!
Looking forward to the pic to get to work on!
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Vic. (IP Logged)
Date: 13/11/2013 17:28
Spose Sarfgit has to get somethink, not that I'm bitter of course. Well done Adelaide.
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the Close Season
Posted by: Beeamazed (IP Logged)
Date: 13/11/2013 18:17
Bloody hell!
Im dont think Im welcome back in the country...
I might as well stay here
Im dont think Im welcome back in the country...
I might as well stay here
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