1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Lower Pav are thinking??
By MTWD
January 4 2014
Here's the first caption competition of 2014. Deadline is 17th Jan. Adelaide the winner of last ccompetion is the esteemed judge
1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: Middlesex till we die (IP Logged)
Date: 04/01/2014 14:28
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Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 04/01/2014 14:31
I'll go first. The Lower Pav are shouting to Monty on Middle Tier. " There are toilets inside"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 07/01/2014 15:05
What do you mean....there is someone up there without a tie on?
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 07/01/2014 16:32
Lower Pav " Of course I was there . Ouch"
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: chunkyinargyll (IP Logged)
Date: 07/01/2014 16:43
Excitement as Lower Pavilion announces he has a spare ticket for the Justin Bieber concert.
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: Beeamazed (IP Logged)
Date: 07/01/2014 19:04
"Oh no, not that bloke Gower again...
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: Radlett Ronnie (IP Logged)
Date: 07/01/2014 19:44
The two in red are Surrey players.
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 07/01/2014 21:55
Chelsea pensioner on left to his mate...I hear there is a chance Finny will play a game in Oz this tour
His mate replies...More chance of a flock of pigs flying over the pavilion.
Everyone looks up...There go the pigs!
His mate replies...More chance of a flock of pigs flying over the pavilion.
Everyone looks up...There go the pigs!
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 08/01/2014 00:42
There is a Chelsea Pensioner in the Lower Pavilion, And there are two guys in red coats.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: Lower Mound (IP Logged)
Date: 10/01/2014 23:28
One Chelsea Pensioner said to the other "You should have caught that".
The other one replied "I haven't caught anything since 1947 when I caught the bus to see Denis Compton and Bill Edrich play against Surrey at Lord's".
The other one replied "I haven't caught anything since 1947 when I caught the bus to see Denis Compton and Bill Edrich play against Surrey at Lord's".
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 15/01/2014 21:57
The Lower Pavilion with their backs to play see their first ball of the day.
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 15/01/2014 21:59
Competition closes this weekend. Adelaide is sifting through entries so far as I type. Any more offerings?
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: Sussex Seaxe (IP Logged)
Date: 16/01/2014 11:54
Carnage as the spare ball cupboard in the umpire's room springs a leak
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: adelaide (IP Logged)
Date: 17/01/2014 23:08
Come on chaps. There's not many of you and it's all pretty slow.
That's a comment BTW, not an entry. Fifty minutes left!
Adelaide
That's a comment BTW, not an entry. Fifty minutes left!
Adelaide
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 18/01/2014 13:20
Beefy,dont jump just because the Notts fixture has changed!
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 18/01/2014 20:12
Someone shouts to Smudge it's behind you. What the ball. No your Middlesex career.
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: adelaide (IP Logged)
Date: 18/01/2014 20:44
Have to disqualify the last two as the deadline had passed.
I must protest at Kev's first entry, which was lavatorial and offensive. Which is just the way I like my jokes, so he is the winner.
I had two that I obviously couldn't enter:-
The Lower Pavilion shows it hasn't quite got the hang of the Poznan
and
Steve Finn's first ball (from the Pavilion End) after a coaching session from David Saker.
Adelaide
I must protest at Kev's first entry, which was lavatorial and offensive. Which is just the way I like my jokes, so he is the winner.
I had two that I obviously couldn't enter:-
The Lower Pavilion shows it hasn't quite got the hang of the Poznan
and
Steve Finn's first ball (from the Pavilion End) after a coaching session from David Saker.
Adelaide
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: BarmierKev (IP Logged)
Date: 19/01/2014 11:05
I'm deeply honoured to win for the first time after 3 years of this competition. I am now unsure whether to give myself a miniscule prize or judge next time.
Cheers Monty
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Cheers Monty
Barmy Kev
I'm only here for the tele
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: Beeamazed (IP Logged)
Date: 19/01/2014 15:16
Break it in half before you present it
to yourself...
to yourself...
Re: 1st Caption Competition of the 2014
Posted by: BeefyRoberts (IP Logged)
Date: 19/01/2014 19:42
well done Kev,hope you give a good speech to yourself when you make the presentation.
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