Not Quite a Demolition Derby
tense stuff
By Beefy texts
April 23 2018
Beefy reports by text to Barmy Kev ( BK) on today's action with a contribution from Seaxe Man. Apart from the prolonged delay before the inevitable defeat we hear about care regarding the sound mike and someone confused with his binoculars.
BK- Hope today is not too painful for you
Beefy- 95-3 goes to 95-4 and to 94-5.
BK. Embarrassing. I will take back what I said about us being too good for this league
Beefy- 160-6 Stirling plays good shots then the idiot gets caught and bowled
BK- We’re !X$!@ ed
Beefy They are -4 Over rate. Was hoping the SAS could recue us.
Beefy – Lunchtime beer. Derby member moaning about the rancid smell of onions and burgers from the van in corner.
Seaxe Man- Woodpecker into tenth season starting to look Wenger like.
Beefy -Toby going for slogs 1X6 , few fours than out for 46. BBC radio reporter with a microphone near me. I better stay silent. He is recording I better sit down. lol
Beefy – New ball taken won’t be long now. Lol
Beefy- It’s great walking into members and getting asked pint of usual
Beefy -Derby bowlers are getting the ar$e. Sending ball down in anger Whizzing around batsman.
Beefy 302-8 Helm 39 Harris 47
Beefy 323-8 100 partnership
Beefy 329-9 – Helm LBW 52. Derby fielders round bat jumping up and down like mad.
Beefy- Guy pi$$ed here sitting in members bar. Just picked up his small binoculars looking wrong end!!!
Beefy Last hour . Minimum of 16 overs
Beefy – 340 all out . We tried great batting by Harris
BK- Good fight put up . Thanks for updates.
Beefy – Now to find a restaurant my train leaves 8pm.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2018:04:25:10:59:31 by BarmierKev.
A team that hasn't won at home for 4 years has the good fortune of playing us second game of the season!!
When you look at the scores of our lower order batsmen you wonder if our 'specialist' batsmen are any good
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2018:04:23:20:57:40 by BeefyRoberts.
Injuries: Eski,Morgs,Gubbo,Harry, TRJ, Finn
Withdrawn: Mala
Non selection: Compo
Didn't make the task any easier. Let's hope for warmer weather and better fortune soon.
Considering Harris and Roland-Jones were carrying injuries, they batted well and Helm is also to be applauded. We can only hope that their stoic attitude will influence their colleagues.
"Derbyshire won their first home County Championship match since September 2014 with a 101-run victory over Middlesex in Division Two"
The above is nonsense!
Derbyshire won a home County Championship match for the first time since 2014. Quite different from what the BBC would have us believe.
More shoddy BBC journalism!
Quote:fivestar
The reality is as a club we in div 2 and carrying lots of old wood. A good clear out is needed and i would back youngsters to learn and come good with time.All have good pedigrees just need oppotunities.
You have made a strong case, Fivestar which the club appears to be currently operating. If the more established participants are not performing then one must consider experimenting with the younger candidates. We may begin to see some more younger selections.