The Old Codgers Quiz Round 9
By St Marlowe
July 29 2010
This week's quiz is different - but for Aficionados of "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" it should be a doddle The following definitions are all from "The Irish Medical Dictionary" (Someone will complain!) Fill in the answers - The last one is done to give you an idea. I do have a real Quiz for Monday!!
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
1. Artery The study of paintings
2. Bacteria Back door to cafeteria
3. Barium What doctors do when patients die
4. Benign What you be, after you be eight
5. Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome
6. Catscan Searching for Kitty.
7. Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
8. Colic A sheep dog.
9. Coma A punctuation mark.
10. Dilate To live long.
11. Enema Not a friend.
12. Fester Quicker than someone else.
13. Fibula A small lie.
14. Impotent Distinguished, well known.
15. Labour Pain Getting hurt at work.
16. Medical Staff A Doctor's cane.
17. Morbid A higher offer.
18. Nitrates Cheaper than day rates.
19. Node I knew it.
20. Outpatient A person who has fainted.
21. Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis.
22. Post Operative A letter carrier.
23. Recovery Room Place to do upholstery..
24. Rectum Nearly killed him.
25. Secret ion Hiding something.
26. Seizure Roman emperor.
27. Tablet A small table.
28. Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport.
29. Tumour One plus one more.
30. Urine Opposite of you're out.
31. 2xCondoms To be sure, to be sure
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010:08:08:10:44:03 by St Marlowe.
......... probably a million miles away..
* Enema Not a friend.
see Bob its easy
David L
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- Live wrong and preposterously
A guy goes to a doctor's office to get a vasectomy. He shows up in a limo wearing a tuxedo. When it's his turn, the doctor looks at him and says," I've seen a lot of things, but I've never seen a guy coming in all dressed up like that!" And the guy says, " Well, if I'm gonna be im-po-tent, I'm gonna look im-po-tent!"
so.......14, has to be something like celebrated/famous/distinuished words to that effect..
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010:07:30:11:47:37 by StBleach.
David L
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- Live wrong and preposterously
4 An age you are after being 8?
5 An area of the Roman Empire or Rome
18 Pay you get for working at night
[12] Fester - faster than, quicker than
[13] Fibula - a white lie, small lie
[29] Tumour - has to be two more..
10 The opposite of dying young?
12 Fester= Faster?
15 Mandelson?
16 Doctor/ nurse walking stick?
26 Goodbye/ see you again?
29 Two more rather than one more?
4 What happens to an 8 year old on his next birthday, if his operation is a success
10 Welshman late for doctor's appointment
15 Condition affecting Milliband brothers
16 A heavy pole or stick with healing properties
17 Additional request for lottery funding
18 Hospital charges after 8pm
19 A consultant was previously well informed
20 Instruction to leave hospital
22 Worker in hospital mail room
25 Implement hidden in hospital laundry room
28 Condition mainly contracted in airports.
30 Confirmation of bed place
21 something to do with 'The King' Mr Presley?
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David L
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- Live wrong and preposterously